::MALU::

Hai2..hello2..holla2...

MALU!!!!!
Pernah x anda alami peristiwa yang sungguh memalukan dalam hidup anda?
Saya baru mengalaminya malam sabtu yang lepas...sengih2 jerk bila refresh balik...

Alkisahnya, malam sabtu, hubby ajak dating..so, after memenuhkan perut ke Ikan Bakar sekinchan, belek jam baru kul 10 malam..."ape nak buat ye?..then, terjumpe pulak member lame saing mase mengajar tadika dulu..die la yang suggest saya bawa hubby jejalan kat uptown Mines..baru bukak katenye..besarrrr..

Sampi saje di sana, ape lagila kan..da lame x shopping..so, mata pun dok melilau bagai kucing nampak ikan...kami siap buat pusingan lagi kat kedai2 tuh..Sampai kat tgh2..tetibe...anda teka apa yang terjadi?

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My eyes terkesima memandang sesuatu, biaselah kan..mata pandang bidai yang cantik sambil tangan nak memaut lengan hubby...[confident gile lah itu tangan hubby kan] . Baru nak bukak mulut, "Hubby" yang saya kepit lengannya rupenya hubby orang lain yang sedang mengepit lengan wifenye..apelagi..saya pun melepaskan lengannya n sambil mata melilau cari my hubby...[hubby orang lain pandang senyum-senyum kat saya] bini die kat sebelah daaa.....


 hadoiiiii..maluuuuu gilerr...yang paling di luar sedar adalah ade kakak gerai sebelah menyaksikan kejadian tersebut..die pun duk senyum2 sengih sambil berkata: haaaaaa....kan da silap orang, naseb bini mamat tuh x marah...[dalam hati cakap: incident yang x di sengajakan]...

My hubby senyum2 je...kene la "padan muka" setempek kat dahi ni...
"Tulah die...ishh222 awak ni"...kata my hubby..

So, moral of the story: Bile jalan2 tuh..kawal mata anda..pastikan anda lihat dulu wajah suami anda b4 pegang...jangan jadi macam saya...hahahhahahahahha

All that a woman want..khas untuk bakal2 suami..:)

plain looking husband [ yang sejuk mata memandang ]

...normal simple ring [ x payah emas ]

...small wedding party

...honeymoon at any place

...small house for the kids to run around

...lovely children

...husband is a family man

...but work hard

...small car for shopping

...another car for kids

...some collections

...shoes for each occasion

...some nice outfits

...a bit of cosmetics

...a bit of makeup

...overseas trip once a year

...more often on domestic trips

...dinners

... Presents occasionally

...finally, some securities.

itu sahaja.....mudah dan simple....:)

hehehheheheheheheeheheheh....ade berani???

Hubby n wifey story...

hello..hola..hola...

please enjoy this story k..i found it very funny..just to cheer up ur day..

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Husband: Do you know

the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting 

Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in 

your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a 

newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are 

some sleeping pills.. 

Wife: When must I

give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you 

are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you 

to marry me.

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Husband: Today is

Sunday & I have to enjoy it..

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife:

Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the 

great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way 

to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you 

will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You

know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, 

"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

The END...

  

Hot story dalam bas Express Transnasional

Time : 7.45 pm
Location : Double decker bus
Seat : XXXX

otw duk melayan mimpi masing-masing dikejutkan dengan bunyi yang agak menakutkan..itu die, bunyi meracau2..meraung..igtkn bas terbabas (nauzubillah) upenye, ade org mengigau..hahahahaaaa..lawak22...sume org yg sedang nyenyak tdo terus tersentak bangun n terngagnga2..inngtkn bunyi ape..

Xleh nk salahkan abg ni jugk..maybe time tu da maghrib, ujn renyai2 n suasana sunyi sepi tambah2 lalu di kawasan muar, tangkak..agak gelap ketika itu..paham2 jela kan..

Nasib ade brother depan mamat ngigau ni terjh die n suh bce ayt kursi..alhmd..die ok lepas tuh..
Tp sume org yg lain td terus xle tdo smpai la ke hentian Bukit Jalil..

hehehee...itula cerita best arini..okla, jumpe lg esok..nk tulis byk lg..tp mata da berat..chow chi chow...nite2 sume..mmuah