Hubby n wifey story...

hello..hola..hola...

please enjoy this story k..i found it very funny..just to cheer up ur day..

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Husband: Do you know

the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting 

Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in 

your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a 

newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are 

some sleeping pills.. 

Wife: When must I

give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you 

are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you 

to marry me.

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Husband: Today is

Sunday & I have to enjoy it..

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife:

Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the 

great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way 

to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you 

will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You

know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, 

"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

The END...