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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hubby n wifey story...




hello..hola..hola...

please enjoy this story k..i found it very funny..just to cheer up ur day..
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Husband: Do you know
the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting 
Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in 
your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a 
newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are 
some sleeping pills.. 

Wife: When must I
give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you 
are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you 
to marry me.

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Husband: Today is
Sunday & I have to enjoy it..
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife:
Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the 
great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way 
to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you 
will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You
know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, 
"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice










The END...


TODAY & TOMORROW'S HUSBAND N' WIFE  

3 comments:

  1. hehehhe...its funny...tp syurga d bawah tapak kaki suami...tak leh la kita nak bt cam picture above...huhuhuh

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  2. macam takut plak nak jadi wife orang. takutnya kalau ter'derhaka' dekat suami. takotttt :D

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